Forget festive jumpers – you can now turn yourself into a giant sock this Christmas
Just in case festive jumpers aren’t warm enough for you this winter, you can now turn yourself into a giant sock, thanks to Bulgarian woollen-wear designer Dukyana.
Dukyana has designed a giant scarf which looks like one massive sock.
The grey, knitted all-in-one will cover you head-to-toe, keeping you seriously warm in the winter and hey – at least you won’t have to splash out on a hat and some gloves.
Not that it even matters, considering the woolly garment is super pricey.
The supersized sock costs £208. Yes, over 200 quid to look like a sock. Outrageous, we know.
Currently, the sock/scarf/jumper-hybrid is retailing on sites like Etsy and eBay, but shoppers aren’t too impressed with the armless design – as they say it’s shapeless, creates wrinkles and not at all practical for long walks.
Honestly, we think it’s more suitable for sledge-free sledging in the snow, if you ask us.
We have a few questions about the jumper ourselves. Mainly: Why is this a thing? Who’s going to spend an absurd amount of money to look like a sock?
And finally, somewhat most importantly: How do you pee in it?
To be frank, this jumper seems like far too much hassle to even try on – let alone actually wear out.
We think we’ll stick to Rudolph jumpers and cosy normal-sized scarves, thanks.