One Etsy seller has released an ugly Christmas jumper we’d actually be happy to receive on 25 December – and it’s perfect for anyone who has a wine-lover in their family.
The tacky Christmas sweater comes courtesy of YourSassyGrandma, an Etsy designer who specialises in creating jumpers nobody would wear beyond Christmas day.
But this jumper doesn’t come with a large red nose, a snowman, or an elf.
This jumper comes with a huge Christmas stocking attached to it – and it’s big enough to hold your favourite bottle of wine (or champagne, if you’re feeling fancy).
The jumper comes in white, red, blue and khaki, and features a collar decorated in bows and pom poms just for an extra Christmassy effect.
All stockings are red and are decorated with white snowflakes.
According to the seller, the wine-holding sweater is a novelty item only – and should not be chucked in the washing machine unless you want to risk having to re-sew your wine stocking.
But don’t worry, in case there are any spillages (this is Christmas day we’re talking about), you can clean it by hand before hanging to dry.
The jumper is being targeted at women – but really, any wine-lover can wear this knitwear.
The jumper is being sold for £36.30 – which sadly does not include a bottle of wine *sob*.
But hey, it’ll be the perfect jumper to wear out to the shop when buying your own – and at least you won’t have to pay for a 5p plastic bag to carry it home.